Bella not so sweet

My oh so lovely dog. Where do I start, did you watch that episode of Dr.Phil last year when the wife was jealous of the dog. Ya that's pretty much me. But let me tell you why before you start saying WHAT WEIRDO!!

Jared is not the romantic type..and by unromantic I mean he's not a lovey dovey kinda guy. Doesn't know how to show affection very well, he has his days...but ya.. However with the dog, it's like he wants her to sleep in our NEW bed, he has to make sure he pets her before bed and pays attention to her, and he lets her get away with EVERYTHING. Like it is NOT ok for the dog to eat outta the garbage, or chew on the kids toys. I feel like I'm constantly yelling BELLA STOP IT!!!

I mean, don't get me wrong she is a beautiful dog...and she keeps me company when the kids are in bed and Jared works a late day. But MAN does she irk me. She has dug holes almost completely around the back of our house. She tramples my flower beds. And she honestly gets jealous of ME!!! No I am not kidding. If Jared hugs me, she'll bark and jump up on us. or if we lay together on the couch, she's gotta get her nose right up there...and ya you don't want to know how snoopy she is when we are having sex. Sorry but I had to tell you, so that you get a clear understanding of her.

And to top off my "love" for her. Sunday morning Jared left her in the house when he left for work (he usually puts her in the backyard, but seeing as I didn't work he left her in.) Well I went to get the kids up at about 8:02. The damn dog peed on me kitchen floor!!!! Like what the hell. It's not like I slept in and she was locked in the house for a long time. Maybe she was just used to getting let out earlier...but why didn't she bark or something. SO ANNOYING!!